lambofslaughter

marla ryder
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the irritant by lambofslaughter, literature

escapee by lambofslaughter, literature

escapee by lambofslaughter, literature

the irritant by lambofslaughter, literature

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  • United States
  • Deviant for 20 years
  • She / Her
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Llama: Llamas are awesome! (2)
My Bio
Current Residence: dghhfk
Favourite genre of music: obscure artsy music
Favourite photographer: phtot
Favourite style of art: painterly pretty sfumato
Operating System: system
MP3 player of choice: pfffft
Shell of choice: oyster
Wallpaper of choice: floral
Skin of choice: my boyfriend's
Favourite cartoon character: meatwad
Personal Quote: i dtropped my satchel, now, will you sex me up?

Favourite Visual Artist
beethoven
Favourite Movies
"Pi"
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
myself
Favourite Writers
ray bradbury
Favourite Games
tag
Favourite Gaming Platform
gamiscrewyouuu
Tools of the Trade
pencil, paper, computer, paint, fecal matter
Other Interests
poetry, visual art, my lover
Ahem.  I wish I had a lot of keys.  That would make me feel important. Or like a spy. At the public school at which I attend, I am surrounded by idiots.  seriously.  I want to roll all of you up in seaweed and make sushi out of your raw, jiggling flesh.  taDA!  and feed you to my cats, who have very asian tastes. I was really angry yesterday and then coughed up some bile.  which just wasn't cool. goodnight.  I'm going to sleep.  In my bed.  With the lights off. with my head on a pillow.  hydrated.
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what a week.

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Well, I added a couple poems, you know?  Please be honest...as I am.  Oh, and feel free to disregard the previous entry if by any chance you can't take a joke. Yeah.  Jackass.  God I hate humans.  most of them.  And yet, they are so attractive.  I'm sure as hell not one of those asexual bastards.  Let's be honest, fellas.  I care not to expand on this. Fin!
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for all of you who seem to be challenging me, the work is yet to arrive.  i promise, it will be supreme....for you are subhuman. (and i know some of you like that.)  tata!
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Ah you've already some poems here. Gonna check.
Welcome to DA, fellow.

And... "Mc hammer called he wants his rhymes back."? Ehrm.